LET ME INTRODUCE YOU …

 … And perhaps I’ll make you smile.  You’ve landed in the world of BobbiePen, a brilliant and astonishing place to be, I assure you.

I’m a card-carrying Texan, official and credentialed, 5^th generation and all that.  I mean, I have my grandmother’s shotgun, so that seals that deal.  I’m now in the evil wicked city of New York, and I’ve to my megaphone handy to shout out what’s hip, hot and happenin’, so listen up.

 I browse.  I shop.  I search and I sleuth.  I dig deep to find the coolest stuff.  Call it twisted, call it a sickness, but there you have it.  Now I’m going to share it all with you, so count your lucky stars.  You’re going to thank me, and oh! you’re very welcome.

 I’m going to save you soooo much time, not to mention angst over the perfect whatever you need or need to know.  And let’s face it → it’s not about need, now is it?!  It’s about people thinking you get it.  Stick with me and yeah, you’ll get it.

 Stuff and tips and sass and schtick.  The occasional opinion; I mean, my friends have to suffer through these, so why shouldn’t you?  Oh, I have opinions.  So there will also be my rantings and ravings.  I just can’t help myself.  I’ll lay it bare, baby.

 But mostly, stuff.  Cheap and cheerful to the sublime and divine, which of course means pricey.  I’m an equal opportunity stuff finder.

 So stay tuned and welcome to my world.  I’ll cut through the crap because there’s just so much crap out there.   Saddle up and buckle up because I’ll put up or shut up.  It may be a wild ride, but won’t we have fun!

 xxooxxo,

Bobbie