DOUBLE VISION.

And seeing double. But why? This is what I don’t get —- why everyone wants to wear the same thing as everyone else, so you constantly see yourself coming and going. Clearly I’m missing something in this regard. Just the same ol’, same ol’? What’s that all about?

Have also just never understood why you want to wear something that is both straight out of the fashion pages and thus so distinctive to a particular season. So the world knows how much you paid for it and then of course, because it absolutely SCREAMS what season it’s from, you dare not wear it the next. Yeah, I don’t get that, unless you’re a kazillionaire.

So here’s what I do: I wear vintage. Good vintage. I mean, really good vintage. I don’t want someone else’s distinctive style. I want my own, don’t you? I want to mix it up, sister.

I go straight to Katy Kane. And you should, too. It will definitely put a spring in your step and you’ll stand out from the crowd.

Geoffrey Beene