RANCH DRESSING.

I can read your mind. It’s a talent I have. You’re all in a massive twist about what to wear for Cattle Baron’s. Sister, I’ve been there. Okay, so ratchet down, take a breath, and let me solve all your problems in a bat of an eye. Two bats at most.

Load up on turquoise. But not just any turquoise. Pieces that have a certain patina that comes with age. Pieces that are ‘important’. Pieces that get you noticed. You see where I’m going here. The pieces you want are from Lila. You will absolutely start hyperventilating, so grab a paper bag before you go to her site. Navajo, Zuni, Fred Harvey, with Roylston stones or from Mine #8 or …. not.  She knows what she’s doing, yessirree she does, and I speak from experience.

Why don’t you tell Lila you’re going to Cattle Baron’s? I bet if you do, she’ll ship free, insure your stuff for free, and wrap it all pretty like its going to a party. Yes, this amounts to probably over 10% off your new fabulous piece. I’m not kiddin’. PLUS! You don’t pay tax. PLUS #2, she’s tons of fun to work with. Sweet!

Giddyup little Baroness,
Bobbie

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