Are they serious? Yeah, right.*.These little tiny torture chambers are in the fashion issue of Vogue.
The article? A fitness strategy so you can wear these little tiny torture chambers. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Like I’m dying to do that. I really try not to do ugly. Or for that matter, do special exercises in order to do ugly. Have they gone stark raving mad? **
* As if.
** Apparently.
The end of summer is in full countdown mode…if you want to call what we’ve just had summer. Plan a massive party. A celebration of epic proportions. One for the record books. The kind that makes people talk. You know where I’m going with that one.
Let me point you in the right direction for easy and fab gear. You’ll be a star when you serve these, I promise. I have plenty of stars to prove it; I’m a veritable night sky.
Sting Ray is what you want a Bloody Mary to be, but never quite makes it. It’s so good your toes will curl.
Crab House nuts. Nothing better. Well, that’s not exactly true. There are so many extra-delicious nut things to choose from that you’ll want to create your own inventory.
Okay, I know. A ‘dip kit.’ I said the same thing, and then I tasted this and was completely converted. Very close to a religious experience, minus the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
The new generation of Margarita. Just add your evil and you’re good to go. Delicious.
There you have it: a couple of drink options, some nuts and a good retro dip. You’re in charge of the people, the music, and the chatter.
xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.
Braille characters in sterling spell whatever’s on your mind. Your mind is limited to seven characters though, so you have to edit. Why is life so hard?!
Custom, chickens, so it’s yours and yours only. Made from some kind of exotic native wood that no one has ever heard of like Paduk and African Blackwood.
This one says “Daddy”. Okay, can’t go there.
This one is “love”
Cookie (six characters), it’s only 49 bucks. That’s a whole lot of mystery (seven characters) and a secret something for not much dough, don’t you think?
Get the 411 (three characters) right here.
xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.
Maybe this was originally designed for kids, but I love it for its obsessive organization. We don’t want our food groups to get all mixed up now do we? Brown bagging it never looked so good, and by God, it comes with stickers!!! How much more could you want, I ask? Yes, please.
Four colors, including RED, which makes me delirious with joy, as you know. Dishwasher safe, and the mind reels with all the possibilities you can use this for. If you’re not eating. If you’ve lost your mind.
The Goodbyn lunch system, right here. These people are doing it right and I for one am sending them kisses and such for doing so. So there.
xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.
You have got to see this. You will die. Sheer brilliance that will put a smile on your face and a song in your heart.
Here’s the backstory: HEMA is a Dutch department store that first opened in 1926. So yeah, it’s been around. There are 150 of them now in the Netherlands.
Just sit back, don’t click on anything, turn up your sound and go crazy.
xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.
This bracelet/cuff/whatever is HOT. I am wanting/loving/needing/craving. Who cares what your hair looks like if you’re wearing this? And for that matter, who cares what else you’re wearing if you’ve got this on? This is the kind of heat I can wrap my head around.
That’s what I’m saying.
The liquid metal bracelet/cuff/whatever here.
xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.
Stash your secrets in here. They’re a perfect size unless of course, you’ve got too many secrets, then you’re bordering on scandalous. Created to look like a small stack of moldy old French books, they open to reveal a potential hidden treasure trove.
I think they go perfectly with your secret corridors and hidden tunnels and rooms behind that swiveling bookcase.
The ultra-secret moldy French book box, here.
xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.
Whether you do ice cream, sorbet, gelato, frozen yogurt, or ultra-whatever, do it with these porcelain cuties. Plus there’s a nice bonus: you don’t have to worry about all those pesky calories in the cone.
Or for that matter, the extra carbs. I know, but you know what I’m saying.
xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.
It’s later than you think. The future is now, so it’s time to get with it. Make a decision, embrace the future and discover whether he loves you or not.
The Decider. In a limited edition, the dial says “yes” and “no” and does all sorts of tricks. You will love this site.
The Future. Another limited edition, the dial reminds you to live in the present.
Loves Me. This one does the daisy plucking for you and then gives you the verdict. Better than the ol’ magic 8 ball or a cheesy palm reader.
xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.
