CHRISTMAS CHEER.

Paper cocktail napkins will just not do this time of year. I don’t care how cute, how easy, how convenient they are; this time of year is about trotting out all of your best stuff. Don’t have any best stuff? Time, then to be all grown up and get some best stuff.

Embroidered cocktail napkins so beautiful and pristine, it will make your guests mind their P’s and Q’s and act right.

These are all hand-embroidered in Madeira on the finest Belgian linen, from Sharyn Blond Linens. Definitely keepsake worthy.

Now, if your guests just can’t act right no matter how many of those meaningful looks you give them or have had the audacity to lug their children from hell over for some reason lost to you (since they weren’t invited), you have every right to serve your Christmas Cheer on one of these and watch their heads twist off their bodies:

“Unattended children will be given a shot of espresso and a free puppy.” Serves them right, the heathens. Get them here.

xxooxx,
BobbiePen.