Braille characters in sterling spell whatever’s on your mind. Your mind is limited to seven characters though, so you have to edit. Why is life so hard?!
Custom, chickens, so it’s yours and yours only. Made from some kind of exotic native wood that no one has ever heard of like Paduk and African Blackwood.

This one says “Daddy”. Okay, can’t go there.

This one is “love”

Cookie (six characters), it’s only 49 bucks. That’s a whole lot of mystery (seven characters) and a secret something for not much dough, don’t you think?

Get the 411 (three characters) right here.

xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.

Maybe this was originally designed for kids, but I love it for its obsessive organization. We don’t want our food groups to get all mixed up now do we? Brown bagging it never looked so good, and by God, it comes with stickers!!! How much more could you want, I ask? Yes, please.

Four colors, including RED, which makes me delirious with joy, as you know. Dishwasher safe, and the mind reels with all the possibilities you can use this for. If you’re not eating. If you’ve lost your mind.

The Goodbyn lunch system, right here. These people are doing it right and I for one am sending them kisses and such for doing so. So there.

xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.

This bracelet/cuff/whatever is HOT. I am wanting/loving/needing/craving. Who cares what your hair looks like if you’re wearing this? And for that matter, who cares what else you’re wearing if you’ve got this on? This is the kind of heat I can wrap my head around.

That’s what I’m saying.

The liquid metal bracelet/cuff/whatever here.

xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.

It’s later than you think. The future is now, so it’s time to get with it. Make a decision, embrace the future and discover whether he loves you or not.

The Decider. In a limited edition, the dial says “yes” and “no” and does all sorts of tricks. You will love this site.

The Future. Another limited edition, the dial reminds you to live in the present.

Loves Me. This one does the daisy plucking for you and then gives you the verdict. Better than the ol’ magic 8 ball or a cheesy palm reader.

Do not waste another minute. I’ve given you a mere smattering of the genius of Mr. Jones Watches. That Mrs. Jones is one lucky girl. All those watches to choose from!

xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.

Strap this cuff on and your personality will change. You’ll become one tough biker chick with billions of hidden tatts. You might even need to start chewing gum with a snarl. Okay, maybe I’ve gone too far on that one. But you definitely will be a force to be reckoned with. I’m out; I take no responsibility for what may happen. But if the guy that you’ve been crushing on suddenly takes notice, I told you so and you’re welcome.

They didn’t name it that for nothin’, you know.

xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.

By boat, by plane, by wagon train, this one packs some heat. Basic black is slimming, yes, but in these precarious travel times, you really need something that silently screams to be noticed. Something with a pattern, something without a tired, tacky ribbon tied to it, something totally cute and fresh. Something with a smile on its face and a song in its heart …

… like this.

Xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.

What have we here? It’s Clark Kent disguised as Superman! It’s a plant, nope; it’s a spiffy little riff on the salad tosser. Now they won’t get forever separated in the deep, dark, recesses of that scary drawer. And the little darlings are multi-taskers, too. Check it out.

The Superman of toss and turners, here.

xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.

It’s your patriotic duty to eat something, anything, outdoors over the Fourth of July. The Patriotic Police will write you a ticket if you don’t, and might even burn you at the stake. What shame you will bring to your near and dear.

In the run-up to the frenzy, here’s a couple of worthy contenders to haul all of your outdoor bits in. Now all you have to do is find an unsuspecting someone to lug it and wag it all around.

Very cool plates, cups and cutlery super organized in a backpack. Service for 4 with an oversized blanket, napkins, plastic cutting board, salt & pepper shakers, bottle opener and corkscrew. These guys have thought of everything. It’s here.

Then you have to have something to carry the food in. It’s just never-ending, isn’t it? This basket is really picnic-y-looking, which I think is a vital part of the whole deal, don’t you? It’s fully lined with quilted fabric and an expandable drawstring top, so you can super-stuff it.

The empty picnic basket is here. And it’s on SALE.

Happy hauling!

xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.

Mr. Rain, please go away. Come again ….never! The sun has made an appearance for 7 ½ minutes since, I don’t know, like October of 2007?! I’m having a breakdown. We’re suicidal here in New York. I’m just sayin’.

The Marimekko “I Feel Your Pain” umbrella. Okay, it’s not called that, but work with me here.

A big bingo prize for Marimekko again. The “This Is the Only Place Where We’ll See Flowers That Are Not Waterlogged” umbrella. Yes, I’m cranky, so shoot me.

Then, there’s the “I’m Trying to Be Somewhat Pulled Together in the Blowing Wind and the Driving Rain Even Though My Hair Looks like Crap and I Feel like a Drowned Rat.” number.

And finally, but only because I have more work to do on the Ark and I must be going, there’s the Marimekko “Singin’ in the Rain Because What Else Are You Gonna Do?” umbrella.

Besides scream, of course. But so far, that hasn’t done any good. Maybe a new ’brella will. Hope springs eternal.

xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.

So I got all screwed up and thought this Sunday was Father’s Day, when in fact, it’s Flag Day. Be sure and go crazy on that one, won’t you?

I was all in a dither to find just the right thing for Big Daddy, and I hit on it with these super cool cufflinks and money clip. And damn, now I have to wait a whole week more to give them to him. Because of Flag Day.

If your pops needs some street savvy and a little edge, this combo will certainly do it in spades. Tag him.

The graffiti cufflinks are here; the go-with money clip for all his wads of cash is here. And chickens, don’t forget to check out the Father’s Day Gift Guide. You’ll find some really great stuff.

xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.