Get your nose away from the screen, people. You know that doesn’t work. You’ll just have to trust my nose on this one. These fragrances are the most delicious things you’ve ever smelled in your entire life. Your entire life. You’ll want to drown yourself in them, but don’t. We don’t want you smelling like some hoochie-mama. Restraint is key here.

There are lotions & potions, room things and of course the delicious perfumes, here. Check out the Olafactionary while you’re at it, too. This Soho shop will fix you right up in the smell-good-but-not-like-a-hoochie-mama department.

xxooxxo,

BobbiePen.

There’s a reason your grandmother and her grandmother extolled the virtues of a mustard bath. It works. Home remedies usually do!

The mustard bath from Bigelow’s Pharmacy is what you want. It’s the one for detoxing. And the one for colds, flu, sniffles, sneezes, over-indulging, over-imbibing, over-anything-ing. Dump it in a hot tub and be amazed. Mustard pulls out all the bad joo-joo in your system, you know. If I were you, I’d stockpile this. I certainly have. It’ll make you feel all human again.

Bigelow Mustard Bath, here.

xxooxxox,
Bobbie.

Cleavage, not so much. I’m really over seeing everyone’s girls shoved together, gasping, up to there, in a top down to there. Aren’t you? I mean, really. And the fake girls? Well, I think all melons should remain in the produce department.

Sexy is really about mystery; a secret, and perhaps a promise. A beauty mark is definitely sexy. Wear a turtleneck and one of these, and count the double-takes you’ll get. Just peel one off, choose your spot, and let the games begin! Give the girls a rest, people.

Get a bunch here.
And fyi and btw and all that, Claudia’s site is just so much fun … really some quirky gets!

xxooxxox
Bobbie.

So I gave in to a little panic. I got it in my head that I needed some extra help. Okay, a lot, but we won’t go there today. Planning a trip to a very dry area - I sucked it up and dropped 130 of my nearest and dearest dollars on olio lusso after reading a tiny little mention in some magazine. Clearly, I lost my mind. I don’t know what possessed me. I blame it on The Dry Skin Panic that renders most of us a little crazed.

But guess what. This stuff is yummy. Really, really great. Smells great, feels great, and it’s a wonderful drink for your face. Call me crazy, call me madcap, but it’s a good gift for your Texas skin. It has been for mine.

And say that name really fast 3 times. Bet you a quarter you can’t.

Get info here.

Buy it here.

xxooxxo,
BP