This is a ring. I swear. Leave it to Martin Margiela to turn everything on its ear. Just beyond clever and cool. And you know how I feel about that. Think you ought to have this. Like, now.

xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.

Braille characters in sterling spell whatever’s on your mind. Your mind is limited to seven characters though, so you have to edit. Why is life so hard?!
Custom, chickens, so it’s yours and yours only. Made from some kind of exotic native wood that no one has ever heard of like Paduk and African Blackwood.

This one says “Daddy”. Okay, can’t go there.

This one is “love”

Cookie (six characters), it’s only 49 bucks. That’s a whole lot of mystery (seven characters) and a secret something for not much dough, don’t you think?

Get the 411 (three characters) right here.

xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.

This bracelet/cuff/whatever is HOT. I am wanting/loving/needing/craving. Who cares what your hair looks like if you’re wearing this? And for that matter, who cares what else you’re wearing if you’ve got this on? This is the kind of heat I can wrap my head around.

That’s what I’m saying.

The liquid metal bracelet/cuff/whatever here.

xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.

It’s later than you think. The future is now, so it’s time to get with it. Make a decision, embrace the future and discover whether he loves you or not.

The Decider. In a limited edition, the dial says “yes” and “no” and does all sorts of tricks. You will love this site.

The Future. Another limited edition, the dial reminds you to live in the present.

Loves Me. This one does the daisy plucking for you and then gives you the verdict. Better than the ol’ magic 8 ball or a cheesy palm reader.

Do not waste another minute. I’ve given you a mere smattering of the genius of Mr. Jones Watches. That Mrs. Jones is one lucky girl. All those watches to choose from!

xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.

Strap this cuff on and your personality will change. You’ll become one tough biker chick with billions of hidden tatts. You might even need to start chewing gum with a snarl. Okay, maybe I’ve gone too far on that one. But you definitely will be a force to be reckoned with. I’m out; I take no responsibility for what may happen. But if the guy that you’ve been crushing on suddenly takes notice, I told you so and you’re welcome.

They didn’t name it that for nothin’, you know.

xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.

I have a crush on this bracelet. I mean, I don’t want to marry it or anything, but it has everything a crush is made of … smarts, looks for days, sass, some attitude and a smidge of swagger. You know what I’m talking about, don’t pretend you don’t.

Braided leather with a Captain Hook-sized contoured, well, hook that clamps onto a ring.

AND because the designer, Paige Novick really knows what she’s doing, here’s a little go-with that will make your heart flip over and skip a beat.

The bracelet with attitude, here, and the heart-flippin’ ring is here.

xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.

Let’s do a quick accessory refresher, shall we? Add these to your arsenal and no one will even notice that you’re working with last year’s closet.

Remember, accessorizing separates us from the animal kingdom. Well, some of us.

xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.

I swear, that’s what this necklace is called. Don’t shoot the messenger, for God’s sake; I couldn’t make this one up if I tried.

Here’s the deal: designer Katja Prins mixes prayer necklaces to create this truly astonishing piece. The red is a reference to the blood shed in the name of religion. Very lofty and all that, whatever. All I know is that it’s a fab piece for spring and it’s RED. Believe whatever you want, but I believe you’ll believe that it would be quite the statement, especially with white. The Religion of Fashion, after all.

Amen to that, sister.

xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.

The bad news: There is no key to the universe. The good news: It was never locked. Words to live by, peeps. Your new mantra, your motto; repeat over and over and over for max effect.

The sterling silver key has the crushing truth; the sterling lock has the happy realization. You get to choose the length of the bead chain, which is always good news.

You’ll want to check out the other very cool things, too, of course, naturally and all that.

Keys to the Universe, right here.

xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.

The teensiest, tiniest freshwater pearls, and twelve full strands of them for your wee wrist. Kinda perfect, whether your wrist is wee or not so wee. It’s a go-anywhere kind of thing, and it turns the frumpy pearl bracelet upside down, which is always good. Lots of wisdom in that!

A very modern take on the frumpy pearl bracelet, here.

xxooxxo,
Bobbie.