You’re a world traveler. Money is no object. You take your leftover currency and devil be damned, you make it into a fashion-forward souvenir of sorts. Just like this.

Make up exotic stories. Tell white lies about your adventures. Tell tales. Dream dreams of faraway places. Works like a charm, ha!

First-class cabin cruisin’ charm bracelet, here.

xxooxxox,
BobbiePen.

Just thousands of ways to wear this. Okay, maybe not that many, but close. Over a turtleneck. Fine and dandy like an ascot with a white blouse. With a strapless something. As part of your tee routine. It’s just good. Throw it on and be done with it.. Easy peasy.

The very versatile very beautiful very good lace necklace, here.

xxooxxo,
BobbiePen.

This necklace will make your heart go pitter-patter, and that’s a fact. It’s made by artist Ronni Kappos of vintage glass beads from a now defunct German glassworks factory in Bohemia. Just a little slice of Heaven, and not at all sappy. That’s a feat in and of itself, I’d say.

The bohemian and I mean that literally, hah!, heartstring necklace is right here.

xxooxxox,
BobbiePen.

Want your heart to skip a beat? Then you’ve got to have these rings. Tell someone near and dear, or hint very loudly. This is not the time to be subtle, certainly not at Valentine’s! Avoid disaster at all costs, I say. Shout from the rooftops if that what it takes. And let’s face it, it sometimes takes just that.

You’ve got a choice here: white gold, yellow gold or rose gold. I’ll take one of each please, so I can wear them all at once. Subtle is not always my strong suit.

And then, there’s this one. You just gotta love it. Yeah, you really do.

Okay, so here we go. The puffy heart ring in white gold is here, in yellow gold here, in rose gold here.

Gotta love it faux diamond silhouette ring is here. And take a peek around the site; it also comes in all sorts of metals … precious and not so.

xxooxxox,
Bobbie.

No need to gnash your teeth …. Unless you can’t decide on the 3 different color combos it comes in. No tearing of hair, either. Very hip, very cool, and of course it would be coming from Jutta Neumann, who is eternally hip and forever cool. It’s screaming to be on your wrist, and quite frankly, you need a present.

Even uptown girls need some downtown cred every now and then.
The leather bracelet of your dreams, right here.

xxxooxxo,
Bobbie.

Spin your own web. This cuff will certainly get you started, and no one will ever mess with you. Strong signal, without having to say a word. Just this cuff and a cocked eyebrow, I’d say. Pretty bitchin’, I’d also say, and so will you. Check it out, here.

Now if you need to be a little more say, forthright, you can go for the direct route with the bangles. I personally think I will adopt this message as my mantra and repeat it over and over to every single person I know. “You can agree with me or you can be wrong.” I wonder if like 4 dozen would fit on my arm…

Que serait le monde sans les filles? That’s here, too.
[What would the world be without girls?]

xxooxxox,
BobbiePen.

Then you’ve got to have these. Instant friends. You can tell people they’re distant ancestors. You’ll be a wee crowd wherever you go. Just take care that you don’t start talking to them. People will look at you with their eyebrows raised, you know. Not a good look to get.

OR.  You can go really classic with cameos. Just friends that happen to be a little older. Okay, more than a little. Okay, a lot.

OR.  You can add to your flock.

OR.  You can get all of ‘em!

The boys, the aged and the birds here.

xxooxxox,
Bobbie.

These watches are just smart, stylish and oh so very sportif, especially when you need to give the Tank, the Rolex, the Whatever a rest. Mix it up, I say. And when there are about a billion color combos to choose from, you’re in for some major mixing. Spiffy and sassy, all at the same time.

It also comes in basic black on black on black and on and on, but go crazy. Live at the edge. Take a risk. I promise, it’s painless. And did I mention they’re so completely affordable you can get a multitude? Well, they are and you can.

Tick tock, sugar. Right here.

Time’s a wastin’,
Bobbie

I can read your mind. It’s a talent I have. You’re all in a massive twist about what to wear for Cattle Baron’s. Sister, I’ve been there. Okay, so ratchet down, take a breath, and let me solve all your problems in a bat of an eye. Two bats at most.

Load up on turquoise. But not just any turquoise. Pieces that have a certain patina that comes with age. Pieces that are ‘important’. Pieces that get you noticed. You see where I’m going here. The pieces you want are from Lila. You will absolutely start hyperventilating, so grab a paper bag before you go to her site. Navajo, Zuni, Fred Harvey, with Roylston stones or from Mine #8 or …. not.  She knows what she’s doing, yessirree she does, and I speak from experience.

Why don’t you tell Lila you’re going to Cattle Baron’s? I bet if you do, she’ll ship free, insure your stuff for free, and wrap it all pretty like its going to a party. Yes, this amounts to probably over 10% off your new fabulous piece. I’m not kiddin’. PLUS! You don’t pay tax. PLUS #2, she’s tons of fun to work with. Sweet!

Giddyup little Baroness,
Bobbie

[He's there, too!]

Is it lovely? From this, comes amazing woodsmanship. Non-blingy rings, just simple and utterly sophisticated. People will ask. You don’t have to answer. You’ll want to, but don’t. Keep everyone guessing.

And then, there are these. I personally have a billion uses for hooks, don’t you? … especially ones as handsome as these. And this isn’t some cookie-cutter assembly line; nosirreebob …no two are alike. The mind boggles at how many ways you can put these beauties to work!

And if you need your fence repaired, these guys will do that, too. They’re very resourceful in Vermont, you know.

xxooxxox,
Bobbie.

Rings, hooks, brackets, spoons, honey and fence repair here.